What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

Good grief, you mistake the food bin for a litter box, one time and they never let you live it down. Talk to the tail, feather heads, I'm out of here!

 

[kikiruru]

What is Sylvia thinking?

You better be right here before I count to 3

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

You better be right here before I count to 3

I hate a windy day it sure does make a mess of my feathered hairstyle.

 

[Debby27]

"Yes Oh Queen who brings the treats, we will be good layers and show fealty only unto you"

 

[N2nicole]

 

[NickyKnack]

She really did it! I can't believe she really did it! I thought she was joking, when she said if she caught me looking at the new hen, she'd see to it, that I couldn't. That wasn't ointment she put on my comb, it was superglue!!

 

[theoldchick]

Beginner Chicken Yoga Class: Modified Tree Pose. These two will require additional help.

 

[theoldchick]

I'm not getting on that thing. I will bounce my eggs right out of me!

 

[theoldchick]

Whatdya mean I gotta wipe my feet? Why, yes, I was raised in a barn.

 

[NickyKnack]

If Marilyn Monroe were a chicken, this would be her skirt moment!