What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

What is the chicken saying?

My hen. Back off or I'll flog you.

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

This is embarrassing

 

[ChicknsRock]

Ugh! When are those new flea collars going to come!

 

[Kelsie2290]

All the cool ducks are getting them done, I'm 18, I can get feather extensions if I want to!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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You can just tell Gertrude that's the last time we are going to that spa for a mud bath Mildred, I'm still picking clay out of my feathers!

 

[Kelsie2290]

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What is the chicken saying? I'm not talking to her! She said my crow sounded like Squeaky the bantam!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Sooo... Henrietta claimed they want me to bounce around on here for an hour before laying my egg ...is that really how they make scrambled eggs?

 

[BittyBantamMom6]

What is sunny thinking

 

[Kelsie2290]

Opps, I got the Rogaine Beard Grow for Poultry on my legs again, no wonder I keep spending a fortune on razors..

 

[Kelsie2290]

1-2-3-4, 1-2-3-4-5, 1-2-3, 1-2-3-4-5-6, 1-2 ... darn it, that's it, where are the magic markers, you guys are all getting numbered!