What is this chicken thinking?

[chiklee]

Man say : Hey Henry can you hand me that wrench
Rooster says : What's a wrench.
Man says: the thing on the floor .
Rooster NO way I already got grease on my feathers once And I am no grease monkey you know I am a rooster !!!! Go find a monkey .

 

[chiklee]

Ladies burned their bras in the 70's Is it still acceptable Now???

 

[chiklee]

I seen the ending of the brave heart movie ARE YOU GOING TO CHOP MY HEAD TOO. I want my mommy

 

[peepacheep]

What are these chickens thinking? Life is good.

 

[Cheep N Peep]

Chick 1 "Mt. Compost is a lot more squishy than I thought it would be, mom."
Chick 3 "Hey, Mom! Momma! MOM! What is this slimy orange thing?"
Chick 2 "Oh, look, I can see the GOWN UP COOP from here! Look, can you see it? Mommy, your not looking! LOOK OVER THERE!"
Chick 4 "EEEW!!! what is Donald EATING?! Mom! Is that SAFE? Will he DIE?"
Chick 3 *cough-hack-cough* "I'm going to DIE?! I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DEADLY! Mom, I'm sorry! Can I barf it up? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!"
Chick 6 "I found a grasshopper! Are compost grasshoppers chewier than regular grasshoppers because they eat squishier food? This one was chewy. Most grasshoppers are crunchy, but THIS one was chewy. Hmmm...."
Chick 4 "Mom, mom! Donald is eating IT again! Will he die?"
Chick 5 "Do you think if I spread my wings and jumped off, I would fly?"
Chick 6 "If Martha flies, can I jump, too? Do you think I could make it all the way to the grown up coop?"
Chick 3 "It's so TALL up here! WOW!!"
Chick 5 "Mom, are you okay? You look kinda, I dunno, weird. Are you upset?"

 

[theoldchick]

Fancy Feathers Pool Cleaners: We have the cutest cabana critters on the market!

 

[theoldchick]

No. You didn't see a thing. Back away slowly and you can keep your eyes.

 

[theoldchick]

Chicky's Manure Busters: No pile is too big for our tiny crew!

 

[theoldchick]

Red Star Tree Guards: You won't find us sleeping on the job.

 

[theoldchick]

Black Band Bug Patrol: On the job from dawn to dusk.