What is this chicken thinking?

[Reurra]

Yes..Im a natural red head!

 

[copper2]

( not my chicken) what's this chicken thinking?

 

[theoldchick]

( not my chicken) what's this chicken thinking?

Whatever you do, don't spend the night with the turkeys.

 

[lizardandchicks]

( not my chicken) what's this chicken thinking?

Do I look like a Turkey to you?

 

[Violetsfeathers]

( not my chicken) what's this chicken thinking?

One of these things is not like the other
Or:
Day 48, the turkeys still think I am a miniature turkey, even though I don't have fancy tail feathers

 

[Cheep N Peep]

( not my chicken) what's this chicken thinking?

I'm going to KILL those stupid turkeys! 'Pluck out all your neck feathers,' they said. 'It will really improve your figure.. the ladies love it.' They said. "It works splendidly for us,' they said. Now all the turkey poults are eyeing me and the hens won't stop laughing!

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

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<img alt="" class="lightbox-enabled" data-id="7075393" data-type="61" src="https://www.backyardchickens.com/content/type/61/id/7075393/width/500/height/1000/flags/LL" style="width:500px;height:304px;">
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[CONTENTEMBED=/t/714104/what-is-this-chicken-thinking/39050#post_15791274 layout=inline]Turtles have multitudes of patience when playing twenty questions:[/CONTENTEMBED]
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[CONTENTEMBED=/t/714104/what-is-this-chicken-thinking/39050#post_15791274 layout=inline]No...I dont have feathers....yes I have a beak...yes I can give a good stink eye.....yes I lay eggs....No Im not a bald chicken.[/CONTENTEMBED]

And yes I dig in the sand and yes the dirt and swim in the water and no I am NOT a duck and yes I'll bite your fingers if they get in my way and no I dont need YOUR nesting box as I prefer to make my own and that grain you feed is for HAYDAY I like to find my food in the water if ya dont mind.I have my own TASTES to content with . * I like ya COMMENTS as I can add to them.*-LOL-!

 

[Akrnaf2]

( not my chicken) what's this chicken thinking?

If it plucked like a Turkey
And walk like Turkey
And look sad like a Turkey
It must be a...Turken!!

 

[MadamPoofyBrow]

If it plucked like a Turkey
And walk like Turkey
And look sad like a Turkey
It must be a...Turken!!

Omgosh people, look at that two headed turkey!!!!! Lol! Okay so that wasn't exactly what the chicken was thinking, but seriously, how did they line up that good???

 

[Mr Beaks]

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