What is this chicken thinking?

First day in the big coop with the big chickens. Little Pancho is looking at Terooha, what are they thinking? Bessie is on the left. (Pancho and Bessie are named after two great, legendary pioneer women aviators, Pancho Barnes and Bessie Coleman. While those women were true groundbreakers, it's more appropriate to call them skybreakers.)
Terooha: Why hello you beautiful thing, your eyes are so bright and shiny, your beak is so smooth and polished, your feathers are so pretty and fluffy and ... Little Pancho: Please! How about some originality! Those are the exact same pick-up lines Mossy said you used on her!
 
We where at the beach yesterday and I took a few pic if these guys what are they saying.
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Chicken Owner alert! Look at all the BYC stuff they have! Maybe we can pretend to be chickens and they will take us home and feed us, no more scavenging around the beach!

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Hello there! I am a lost chicken! I am looking for a new home! I understand you have a beautiful coop and lots of mealworms available! I look kind of odd you say? Well I am a really rare breed! Be the first in your neighborhood to have one of us in the coop! Want to hear me crow? SCREEEEECHHHHHH Ha Ha Ha Ha Keow! ... Wait Wait, where are you going?

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Darn it, rejected again. What am I doing wrong? I thought they liked it when the rooster crows? Must practice my rooster imitation some more I guess.
 
My hens getting some milk for a treat. They always look like they're tasting wine with their little sips. What are Henrietta
, Chicken Little and Henny Penny thinking/saying?

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You're right Henrietta! Learning to Meow like a cat really paid off! Now they are feeding us milk every morning! Good job! Now, what do you think we have to do to get some grapes around here?
 

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