What is this chicken thinking?

[Garjzla]

Hey fatty, go and lose some weight or I fear you'll slow down the car.

 

[Tatiana110]

What is Little Cushion thinking?

Little Cushion just came out of her maternity leave... back to work!
"Hi, this is Chicken Beauty and Spa Salon. Little Cushion is speaking. How may I help you?"

 

[Tatiana110]

What is Little Cushion thinking?

"So good to be back to work! These 13 teenage kids at home drive me crazy!"

 

[WVduckchick]

What is Little Cushion thinking?

I gave him my number, why hasn't he called yet?

 

[kikiruru]

Hey dog work the clutch and let's go for a ride

 

[kikiruru]

What is Little Cushion thinking?

I will be a little late for work I have a flat wing

 

[kikiruru]

Hey dog you steer and shift and I will accelerate, clutch and brake

 

[kikiruru]

What is Little Cushion thinking?

Boss I'm running late I had a flat wing

 

[kikiruru]

What's Titus thinking?

I wear my sunglasses at night

 

[kikiruru]

What's Titus thinking?

. . . I mean day