What is this chicken thinking?

[Ballerina Bird]

Oof, that's the last time I try to do my own highlights. My colorist is going to kill me.

 

[NickyKnack]

What is my chicken thinking?

(Chicken outside of box) What do you mean, it fell off the back of the truck? It that code for five finger discount? (Chicken inside of box) No! It just means, it literally fell off the back of the truck.

 

[MrsEskew]

 

[MrsEskew]

 

[MrsEskew]

 

[Chicken Girl1]

Look at me! I can balance a piece of straw on my beak, aren't you amazing!

 

[Chicken Girl1]

 

[NickyKnack]

Unfortunately, Buck didn't realize he had some food in his beak, when he showed up for his blind date. He was modified by the sure size of it and that he hadn't seen it.

 

[Ballerina Bird]

In general I am happy with our hen to roo ratio, but the one time it's not ideal is when we have a square dance.

 

[NickyKnack]

(Why chicken football never really caught on.) "Blue 42! Blue 42, hut hike!" "Ooooh, earthworms!"