What is this chicken thinking?

[kelsey032204]

 

[theoldchick]

Where's the sushi bar?

 

[NickyKnack]

Truth in advertising: That Jergens commercial lied. Their lotion didn't hydrate my skin to silky softness. It seems to have given me a gator claw. Later gator, my curved tail feathers.

 

[NickyKnack]

Yes, I had plastic surgery. Now instead of my waddles getting in the way, they actually scoop the food towards my beak. It even works with water. No, it didn't cost too much. It only cost me seventy buck, buck, Bucks!

 

[NickyKnack]

What would happen if chickens misunderstood yoga terms.... ***** That's right! Do that downward facing dog, now lap that water up! LAP it!

 

[NickyKnack]

Walk like an Egyptian.

 

[NickyKnack]

So what is my flock thinking?

Holy cow! Run! The zombie chickens are after me!! They want my bird brain and there's not enough to go around!

 

[NickyKnack]

Wow! Look at that. Somebody had twins.

 

[Mr Beaks]

. Out of ovations but thanks for all the laughs @NickyKnack You're on a roll tonight!!

 

[Beadie eye]

"Gasp,gasp, pant, lungs burning, chest heaving, legs heavy...........I must be first to the watermelon".