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DUDE...I will MURDER you!
Did you know that in ancient Egypt, woman would wear scented cones of fat on their heads during parties? The cones acted like a giant stick of fashionable perfume. That's not what this is. Do you know those lumps cartoon characters get in the movies when an anvil falls on their head or a somone hits them with a hammer? That's not what this is. You know those dunce caps teachers used to make kids wear to shame them for getting their work wrong? That's not what this is. Some animals have horns on their heads to help protect them from predators, or to fight rivals with. Don't lke somebody? shish-ke-bob 'em. That's not what this is. THIS, ladies and gentleman, is somebodys idea of a practical joke. I hate it.
We are going to our secret clubhouse. You can't follow us. Don't make me get loud about it.
I'm gonna find me a tick and eat it!
All day long just takin it easy, Laying in my hammock where it's nice and breezy And sleepin off the night before, Sure glad I'm off the bathroom floor!