What is this chicken thinking?

[chicken4prez]

Where did ouer owners go?

LOL

 

[NickyKnack]

Why, no. I haven't heard the blonde joke about the the blonde who dyed her hair brown. Go ahead, tell me the punch line, I dare you!

 

[NickyKnack]

aahhhh the sun really does exist!

Wait until mom gets a load of this make up. She'll think I'm a goner for sure. Hollywood, here I come!

 

[NickyKnack]

What is going through Rocky's head?

So that's what Rocky Balboa felt like after fighting Apollo. Wow! What a scrambling experience it must have been.

 

[NickyKnack]

(Hen with her foot up) "Really Gertrude?! You're still wetting the roost?! Disgraceful at your age!" (What Gertrude is thinking on her left) "That will teach you, you old snobby cob popper. I cooked that up special for ya!" Poor Richard the rooster is trying desperately not to laugh.

 

[NickyKnack]

Did you.....did you just call me bow-legged?!

 

[NickyKnack]

*Note to self* Don't look up when they are painting the ceiling white. That water based acrylic still burns when you get it in the eyes.

 

[NickyKnack]

Who are you calling buck, buck toothed?!

 

[NickyKnack]

Caption please

Oh, I see how it is. Sleep in for once and Holly takes up crowning. Well, I'll just go back to roost then.

 

[NickyKnack]

Okay, I'm here for the oil change. It's full service, right?