What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[Athaid]

No don't do it! You've got so much to live for!

 

[chicken4prez]

Dear Lord, I'm blind!

 

[NickyKnack]

How to end an agreement with the neighbors : "Oh yeah! Well you can just kiss my egg maker! "

 

[Athaid]

"I heard about these.." "What is it?" "Legend has it once every blue moon the rare Too-Mato bird flys down from Mt.Tom in search of a flock of chickens. Once she has located one she lays a single egg and the chickens eat it, once swallowed the little Too-Mato egg seeds are released, they hatch into Too-Mato birds and take the place of the chickens.. And so the cycle continues." "Huh, funny I saw our human eat one last week in a salad" "Then it's already too late. Pray for our souls."

 

[NickyKnack]

How to tell your rooster is about to molt, the eyes get opaque.

 

[gothicgirlie]

It's mine, all mine!

 

[NickyKnack]

Okay, Taco Bell says "Ran for the border!" But now that I'm here, now what? There's nowhere to hide it!

 

[Garjzla]

What's Mika (left) and Bogi (right) thinking?