What is this chicken thinking?

[puffin13]

Now I see how Rhode Island Reds got their name. They lay red eggs.

 

[Athaid]

What's Mika (left) and Bogi (right) thinking?

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I dunno, what are you thinking?" "I'm thinking - You distract her by pooping in her eyes, then I'll make a break for the door - We'll meet in the kitchen and take it from there. I know a chick down in Oregon who can help us out once we make it out of here." "I get stage fright, what if I can't do it?" "You're a bird, good god man get a hold of yourself - You were born to do this." "Okay Mika, I can do It. Get ready"

 

[theoldchick]

What's Mika (left) and Bogi (right) thinking?

Are you ready to fly?

 

[lcertuche]

Are you ready to fly?

I saw you looking at her feathers!

 

[acm6912]

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[puffin13]

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Look deeeep into my eyes. Your eye lids are feeling heavy. You are beginning to feel sleeeepyyy. You are now sound asleep. Now tell me where you stash the treats.

 

[theoldchick]

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Are you listening to me? Or do I need to use sign language? Would a big giant poop get your attention?

 

[NickyKnack]

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What we have here, is a failure to focus on what is important.

 

[chicken4prez]

 

[Garjzla]

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Mind if I get a little closer? I'm not invading your personal space at all.