What is this chicken thinking?

[Garjzla]

Mom...I know it's New Year's Eve but I want to go to bed.

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

What is this bird thinking?

My human and you ain't touching him.

 

[Britney M]

 

[NickyKnack]

What is this bird thinking?

Do what he says or else, capiche?! Because next time, I'll be cracking fingers.

 

[NickyKnack]

Boy, when she asked if I wanted a knuckle sandwich, I didn’t think she actually ment a knuckle sandwich. This thing is boiled and has no flavor.

 

[theoldchick]

I got into farmer's espresso.

 

[theoldchick]

What is this bird thinking?

Gotcha your nose!

 

[Garjzla]

Caption: Get that camera out of my face!!

 

[Britney M]