What is this chicken thinking?

[Beckasue2]

Hey Mom! What cha doin'? Huh? What cha doin'?

 

[zookeepersgirl]

Guess what?

 

[Lisa Wood]

He is so sexy I am sorry if that sounds strange.

Yes Mame. If I were a young chick, I'd grow him a few tail feathers myself!

 

[Lisa Wood]

What?

 

[NickyKnack]

So nice of you to wash my bed covers. They were getting a little rank.

 

[NickyKnack]

What is Bella, sleeping Pit Bull thinking? I know she looks dead, but she really is sleeping.

I think I'm auditioning for that role in Pet Sematary 3. What do you think? You think I look scary when I play dead?

 

[NickyKnack]

What is Louis, cutest Frenchie in the world thinking? He is under covers sleeping with Dad.

No I'm not Mexican, I'm French. Why do you ask?

(Or better yet)

I'm not a burrito, I'm a croissant!

 

[Lisa Wood]

thank you she just turned 1 on sat. She has a sister but she died unexpectedly 2 months ago

I am sorry to hear that! Between predators and chicks up and dieing, you cant win!

 

[Lisa Wood]

One of my skills is crowing on command! I really haven't pushed myself to breed OR do alot of auditions lately, because my fortune teller said I WILL for sure GET this cover of "Rooster Quarterly"! Oh, did I show you the size of my spurs?

 

[NickyKnack]

Achoo!