What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

( Chick) "Have you seen my little sister running around here? " (Cat) "No, because I ate her. But shall reunite you?"

 

[NickyKnack]

"Hay! Be nice! I'm serious now! I can see you seeking up on me."

 

[Farmer Mike S]

Jumped up on the box and got trapped

 

[cathy d]

Jumped up on the box and got trapped

hello?,hello o! Is anybody out there? Hum... I could be sleeping too if somebody would just come help me...

 

[NickyKnack]

Jumped up on the box and got trapped

(And that night, after the Birthday party was over, little Kim took her brand new chicken out to the coop with all the other chickens. But unfortunately in her hast, she'd forgotten to take Milly out of her packaging.)

Crinkle of cellophane, "Ummm, wait! Little girl, you forgot something, come back! I'm not entirely sure there are air holes in this cellophane!"

 

[Lisa Wood]

Someone told me we are having a Cute Chick Contest?

 

[Lisa Wood]

Siamese thinking: I heard Mom say there are mutt and pure bred chicks. Which kind are you? Chick Says: Mom showes me a picture in a book of SiameseTwins. You're not gonna ask me to volunteer as your partner in that, are ya?

 

[Lisa Wood]

Try a Buff Orpington?

 

[Lisa Wood]

Can Harold swim?

 

[Lisa Wood]

So really, I need your honest proffesional opinion, cause this portfolio is costing me DOZENS of eggs! This rear view shot gets paired with the song "I love big chick butts, and I cannot lie, dont ask me why.
...? Ok I can't remember all the lyrics.
So, whatya think?