What is this chicken thinking?

[TwoCrows]

What is expected everybody thinking?

Driver...oh DRIVER?!...We are late for Ladies Tea and Worms...please do hurry!!

 

[Garjzla]

MOM, STOP TAKING SELFIES AND PAY ATTENTION TO US. Chicken face is so last year anyway, now everyone's doing duck faces.

 

[TwoCrows]

Why is there a bird perching on my pineapple cuttlebone?

 

[TwoCrows]

(chick on the left) Mom snores too loud.

 

[TwoCrows]

Time for my daily nap and I'm a gonna take it right here!!

 

[TwoCrows]

Who farted?

(LOL) It's always the horse of course when it comes to tooting!

 

[Gargoyle]

Who farted?

 

[kysilkies]

What is expected everybody thinking?

"When you said designated driver, you meant someone other than us huh?"

 

[kysilkies]

"Im going to go out with you, but I have to say, you look nothing like your profile pic."

 

[FlyWheel]

Define "lost the keys"...​