What is this chicken thinking?

[twinsmom6]

What is this little guinea keet thinking?

seriously?? .. I just got here.. there is no place to nap, the lights are bright and they are gonna want EGGS from me?
I am going to talk to human resources about this cause it is just not happening....

 

[kikiruru]

Banana smoothie is probably thinking, "WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!!" but add funny captions!

Misty (BR) and Spidergirl (RIR)

Bunty (light brahma)

1. and this is how you flap your wings

2. and this is how you hide in a tree

3. and this is the look that says stop what you are doing and feed me

 

[kikiruru]

What is this little guinea keet thinking?

mama where are you

 

[marinagarita]

"I---Ain't got no bo-ody..."



I'm gonna build a wall.
And I'm gonna make the chickens pay for it!​

Hahah that was a good one, I needed a good laugh!!

 

[Fluffers]

quick honey look away! They're gonna post another picture on Facebook!

 

[guineapeeps]

quick honey look away! They're gonna post another picture on Facebook!

"I keep hearing the people say 'turkey' and 'gravy boat' so I'm sure they are planning to take us on a cruise ship to some exotic location!"

 

[theoldchick]

What do you mean you lost our flamingo costumes? How are we gonna survive next week?

 

[theoldchick]

What is "Thing One" (lavender male guinea) and the others thinking?

Honey, when you said you wanted to adopt I thought you meant one kid. And don't tell me the stork brought them.

 

[guineapeeps]

quick honey look away! They're gonna post another picture on Facebook!

"I think our owners are thinking of enlisting you in the military. I'm sure I heard them mention your name along with the word 'Navy Boat'! Wait......maybe they said, 'gravy boat'!"

 

[kikiruru]

House on fire! House on fire!

~ I'm so thankful I'm not a turkey ~