What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Dust Bathing Orgy

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

The matriarch of the flock. She was severely disappointed I did not bring her favorite snack.
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"Off with your head!"

 

[Faraday40]

"Pardon me. Would you have any Grey Poupon?"

 

[Faraday40]

 

[Faraday40]

Here's Tyrion, on guard and protecting the yard from evil squirrels!

 

[theoldchick]

Mmmmm......that's not my poop. Who's been in my tree?

 

[theoldchick]

An angry beak is mightier than a dull sword.

 

[FlyWheel]

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]