WHAT I'VE LEARNED FROM MOVIES

[maplesky7]

One can steal a corpse and other vital organs and piece them together allowing a bolt of lightening to strike it and will the corpse back to life...

...and the only audible sound they can make is "huuuuuuhhhh!"

me,
g

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

lol

 

[ginasmarans]

The "bad" guy never dies when he is first a)shot b) pushed off a building c) blown up, etc. You always have to do it twice.

 

[eggzettera]

No one else can save the situation EXCEPT the hero - there are no other cops/militia/firemen etc on the planet.

Cat's are worth saving from the worst monsters/fires.

Women have to wear high heels that fall off, make noise but can not be used as a weapon. Edit to add: Unless of course you are MacGyver, then all bets are off....

The good guy is only a good fighter AFTER the snots been beaten out of him.

 

[d.k]

* Maplesky--don't know about you, but if they put me through all that, I doubt I'd be able to say much else either!! Gak!

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

No matter what the injury, the main character ALWAYS gets healed. Even if he dies. He comes back, in some way, shape, or form.

 

[silkiechicken]

In every gun fight, a reload rarely needs to occur unless it is at the finale. I mean, every revolver and hand gun has 40 rounds in it.

 

[Wolf-Kim]

Quote:
If the gun does eventually run out of bullets, they simply discard it and locate another, since there is ALWAYS one nearby with ammo.

Guns are one time only use in the movies. You're not suppose to "re"load.

-Kim

 

[deb1]

You will be a hero for breaking social rules, abandoning your responsibility and being a selfish twit if you explain that you 'are just following your heart."


All families, except mine, like to dance around the counter when they have company and no one thinks that they are creepy

 

[Ace_king_brahma]

This is the list from the movie cliche site! That is always a funny thing to look at!