What sayings did your parents tell you as a kid?

[kees]

me:


The stork brings babies.

If you keep making that face, your face will freeze that way.

Just wait 'til you have kids.

Because I said so.

 

[saddina]

"Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

~Grandma Saddi

 

[Zahboo]

Seen not heard, seen not heard

 

[shelleyd2008]

Wait till your father gets home!!

When you have kids, I hope they act just like you (thanks mom

)

 

[crazy cat lady]

If we pushed mom too hard about being thirsty she would say"people in he double hockey sticks want ice water too, '

 

[debilorrah]

Put your ear to the ground when it rains when the sun is out and you can hear the devil beating his wife.

I remembered that for YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[19Dawn76]

My grandma told me that if I swallowed a watermelon seed I would have a baby. I still DO NOT swallow watermelon seeds.

 

[debilorrah]

Quote:
Mine told me that if I swallowed them a vine would grow out of my belly button.

And I don't swallow them either.

 

[GaNewChick]

Go ask your father.

Because I said so.

No.

My dad called me Laura Love until the day he died.

 

[chickenlittle32]

Don't make me count to 3....