What I should have been: fabulously wealthy professor who teaches only because she wants to, one in high demand whatever I want to teach course a semester!
And oh yeah to travel around the world doing "research" Yeah that's what it would be!!
You could do a lot of "research" on beach cultures... like surfing, lying in hammacks, taste testing rum, eating seafood, watching shirtless guys on the beach compete for your attention.... the "research" possibilities are endless!
I should have been a foreign exchange student while in college... I wanted to; financial aid would have covered it, but my mom was scared and told me not to go. My dream died there.