Caution.....they walk among us.............
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he
Put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home.
You want it, you take it..' For three days the fridge sat there without even
One Person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too Untrusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for Sale $50..'
The next day someone stole it!
***They walk amongst us!***
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* One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
Shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and Said...'where?'
***They walk among us!!***
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which directions
north, because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every Morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
When my brother Explained That the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,
she shook her head and Said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'
***They Walk Among Us!!***
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
Overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.. She drove down in
A convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the Car was moving'.
***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
it's designed to cut through a Seat Belt if she gets trapped
She keeps it in the trunk..
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
Attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
Out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's
Nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
Way the head is turned....
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
Lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
A trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked
Me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small
Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if
He would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
Time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!
Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!
Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he
Put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home.
You want it, you take it..' For three days the fridge sat there without even
One Person looking twice at it.
He eventually decided that people were too Untrusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for Sale $50..'
The next day someone stole it!
***They walk amongst us!***
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* One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone
Shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and Said...'where?'
***They walk among us!!***
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which directions
north, because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every Morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
When my brother Explained That the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,
she shook her head and Said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'
***They Walk Among Us!!***
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
Overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.. She drove down in
A convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the Car was moving'.
***They Walk Among Us!!!!***
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
it's designed to cut through a Seat Belt if she gets trapped
She keeps it in the trunk..
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
Attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip
Out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's
Nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
Way the head is turned....
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***
--------------------------------------------------------------
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
Lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
A trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked
Me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)
***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small
Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if
He would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
Time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!
Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!
Oh lordy! They not only walk among us, they all live next door to me!
