Okay, the Monkees are NOT corny. And Arlo Guthrie is NOT corny. And Duran Duran had some corny ones (Hungry Like the Wolf), but Rio can still make me drool.
Yes, David Lee Roth went from cool to what the hell?????????
Menudo, not corny. They were maize-y.
Ricky whatsisface (Livin' La Vida Loca) was sexy until I saw him perform on a morning news show and saw him stick his butt out like a hooker. Men should NOT ever stick their butt out like they're used to it. I'd like to point out that he tanked REAL FAST after that.
Twisted Sister- corny. Ratt- corny. Winger, Ozzy Osbourne, every hair band- corny (except Queensryche)
Every top 40 80's band- corny
Tears for Fears- gross.
The one bright moment is that band that had the title song for the Molly Ringwold movie. You know the one, with the great synthesized drum beat. Don't you, forget about me, don't don't don't you... I might buy that CD.