What would you do with your chickens if you won the lotto?

[Promiselandfarm]

Well the question is what would you do with your chickens if you won the lotto....loot I would have someone come out an install a watering system that would bring the nice cool spring water up to them and one I would not have to fool with. I would also purchase some of those really nice laying boxes that another BYCer on here sells. I have my eye on several of those larger ones. I would also hire a chicken keeper so I could just play with and have fun watching instead of the dirty work also. We clean our coops probably more than most and put in fresh shavings a great deal. Hay as my son says has to be soft for the boxes ...would you want to sit on that? is a question he often ask. Would install lights and heat so they would have it made but only during a very cold snap as I don't want the to get too spoiled and catch cold from hot to cold when going outside.

 

[LeBlackbird]

I would build a chicken zoo that has every breed, and breed variety in the world.

I will ship all the fertile hatching eggs to all of you!

Juliect can be the janitor!

 

[happyhensny]

I'm going with Promiselandfarm. Maybe get a nice Adirondack chair and gazebo with a little fridge for a few cold beverages. Sit and enjoy, I like to have them sit with me. I am typing 1 handed now-ababy chickie peeping as I type.

 

[joebryant]

If I won the lottery and had hundreds of millions of dollars, I wouldn't speak or write to any of you peasants. I'd be off in my Rolls with two young, long-legged, big-busted blondes in the front seat and three more in the back seat, drinking Champagne and cavorting and just trying everything decadent that I could find. Don't tell Anne.

Chickens?
Are you kidding?