LOL, sorry thats funny...
If you have a store near round, go and get some charco tabs... Should be in the pharmacy area. It'll clear up whats buggin your tummy. Works great for food poisoning, upset stomch like your want to puke...You'll poo some serious blackness, but it is charcole... Charcoal neutralizes..
Also if you have a natural foods store near round, I'd suggest getting some GFSE tablets... Great nurtibiotic.