the funniest and the stupidest: My son went streaking at midnight when he was 16 years old and our pastor picked him up BUCK NAKED and brought him home.
Whats the craziest thing your kids did?
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Background info......Well...............I hate wal-mart and men that have issues with clothing I am constantly getting onto hubby about pulling his pants up and his shirt down....no he is not a plumber!!
In wal-mart it is usually a divide and conquer sort of situation well hubby had the then 2 1/2 year old with him and there was a young female stocking the lower shelves as I round the corner the 2 1/2 year reached down and gives her a wedgy with the string of her thong that was hanging out the top of her hip huggers. Then he started to lecture her about her clothing. I walked briskly down the aisle and scoop him up try to get hubby to stop laughing and leave without purchasing anything.
In wal-mart it is usually a divide and conquer sort of situation well hubby had the then 2 1/2 year old with him and there was a young female stocking the lower shelves as I round the corner the 2 1/2 year reached down and gives her a wedgy with the string of her thong that was hanging out the top of her hip huggers. Then he started to lecture her about her clothing. I walked briskly down the aisle and scoop him up try to get hubby to stop laughing and leave without purchasing anything.
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Now THAT'S funny !!
Now THAT'S funny !!
when we were moving into our 'farm house' my youngest daughter Emma was 2 yet...Well the last load of stuff we brought was the food in the frig....I had it all in the yukon.. I ran into the gas station quick to pay for gas and get a coffee, well when I got back out into the yukon I noticed what Emma had done....
The closest bag of food to her had the butter tub in it...She took that and proceded to smear the WHOLE butter tub into her hair...She wasn't 'shiney hair' as she put it....She still talks about it to this day....
I tell ya it took about a week to get all the 'greasiness' outta her hair......
Then here's another Emma story......
When Jason was deployed the first time she was about 3 (Abby was about 8)...Well the day BEFORE he was to come home for his 2 week block leave(he was already gone for 14 months at this time) Emma did a number...
Of course I couldn't sleep, so I was up all day and night...Finally at about 3 in the morning I figured I would take a shower and start getting ready to go to the airport...Even though we didn't have to pick him up until like noon...so anyway I took a shower and when I came out Emma was asleep on the livingroom floor...Prior to me taking a shower she had been in her bed sleeping...Well I noticed a little blonde clump of hair on the floor...Didn't think much of it as 2 or 3 days before she had cut her bangs...So I went to pick it up...And wouldn't you know it, this 'little' clump of hair WASN'T from when she cut her bangs.....
Here she woke up while I was in the shower, came downstairs, climbed on top the kitchen counter and up ontop the frig to get the scissors, got off the counter, went into the livingroom and CUT ALL HER HAIR OFF, and then went and put the scissors back(climbing back ontop the counter and frig to put them back where they were), and went back to the livingroom and fell back asleep ontop of MOST of the hair she had cut off....
Now Emma had the most lovely blonde "Natural Nellie Olsen" curls that you have ever seen. Her hair was down past her waist at that time...After her hair cut it was shorter than a 'bowl' cut--above her ears....
I woke her up and asked her what she did...She said she didnt' do anything someone else must of cut all her hair off...Finally at the barber she admitted to doing it...Her reasoning....
Hold On for this.........
She wanted to be like her dad...She wanted to have the same hair as him, so he would think they were twins and then he could stay home and play with her toys forever(instead of only 2 weeks) and not have to go back to Iraq!!!!
When we picked him up from the airport when I gave him that 'first hug' the first thing I said to him was "Tell Emma her hair is BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
Abby is a pretty good kid...I am gonna have to think of some of the off the wall stuff she has done/said and will repost later....
The closest bag of food to her had the butter tub in it...She took that and proceded to smear the WHOLE butter tub into her hair...She wasn't 'shiney hair' as she put it....She still talks about it to this day....
I tell ya it took about a week to get all the 'greasiness' outta her hair......
Then here's another Emma story......
When Jason was deployed the first time she was about 3 (Abby was about 8)...Well the day BEFORE he was to come home for his 2 week block leave(he was already gone for 14 months at this time) Emma did a number...
Of course I couldn't sleep, so I was up all day and night...Finally at about 3 in the morning I figured I would take a shower and start getting ready to go to the airport...Even though we didn't have to pick him up until like noon...so anyway I took a shower and when I came out Emma was asleep on the livingroom floor...Prior to me taking a shower she had been in her bed sleeping...Well I noticed a little blonde clump of hair on the floor...Didn't think much of it as 2 or 3 days before she had cut her bangs...So I went to pick it up...And wouldn't you know it, this 'little' clump of hair WASN'T from when she cut her bangs.....
Here she woke up while I was in the shower, came downstairs, climbed on top the kitchen counter and up ontop the frig to get the scissors, got off the counter, went into the livingroom and CUT ALL HER HAIR OFF, and then went and put the scissors back(climbing back ontop the counter and frig to put them back where they were), and went back to the livingroom and fell back asleep ontop of MOST of the hair she had cut off....
Now Emma had the most lovely blonde "Natural Nellie Olsen" curls that you have ever seen. Her hair was down past her waist at that time...After her hair cut it was shorter than a 'bowl' cut--above her ears....
I woke her up and asked her what she did...She said she didnt' do anything someone else must of cut all her hair off...Finally at the barber she admitted to doing it...Her reasoning....
Hold On for this.........
She wanted to be like her dad...She wanted to have the same hair as him, so he would think they were twins and then he could stay home and play with her toys forever(instead of only 2 weeks) and not have to go back to Iraq!!!!
When we picked him up from the airport when I gave him that 'first hug' the first thing I said to him was "Tell Emma her hair is BEAUTIFUL!!!!"
Abby is a pretty good kid...I am gonna have to think of some of the off the wall stuff she has done/said and will repost later....
When my kids were 5 and 7 they decided to go have fun in the garage. My husband and I were chit-chatting in the house, not paying attention to why the garage door was endlessly going up and down. Turns out my 7-yo son was holding onto the bottom bar and riding it up and down, up and down, while his 5-yo sister kept pushing the button on the wall. It was all fun and games until he lost his grip at the top of the garage wall...
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I have to add a army/ pick daddyup from the airport too. When my DH is gone usually my children end up sleeping with me, got this ? ok
Well daddy just came home from school and we picked him up from the airport. THere we stood at the gate waiting for him with all the other folks. They see daddy in his BDU's run up to him and blured out in front of everybody " Daddy daddy nobody slept with mommy while you were gone."
Well daddy just came home from school and we picked him up from the airport. THere we stood at the gate waiting for him with all the other folks. They see daddy in his BDU's run up to him and blured out in front of everybody " Daddy daddy nobody slept with mommy while you were gone."
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I was carrying my nephew through the movie store looking for flick. I was about 16 at the time he was like 2. Sister is on one ailse...I am not paying much attention to my nephew...suddenly I hear, "Goodness" The little guy has just reached ove and grabbed onto a rathe well endowed ladies...ladies
I could have died! OF jealousey!!! Same kid peed on me in the grocery store...I had to carry him around because I had pee all down my front
Kid is in college now...can't wait till he has kids and they pee on him
I was carrying my nephew through the movie store looking for flick. I was about 16 at the time he was like 2. Sister is on one ailse...I am not paying much attention to my nephew...suddenly I hear, "Goodness" The little guy has just reached ove and grabbed onto a rathe well endowed ladies...ladies
Probably climbing up the silo. I'm sure there were other things that they did that I still don't know about to this day...and they're 32, 30 and 27.
I picked up my boys fm Day care last night and #2 had green marker in a lovley pattern all over his face. Seemed too neat for his own work so I asked and she said that no, #1 didnt do it, #2 did it by himself. He's very proud of his green face...
Craziest thing #2 did/does is scream like a Comanche and take a flying leap off the top of our large round bales of straw... which would nt be so bad if #2 werent only 30 lbs and 35 inches tall at 4 yrs old...*sigh*
#1 isnt very crazy at all, although last weekend I caught him "swimming" in a cow puddle (gross!) fully clothed in snowsuit and the whole 9 yards....ew
Craziest thing #2 did/does is scream like a Comanche and take a flying leap off the top of our large round bales of straw... which would nt be so bad if #2 werent only 30 lbs and 35 inches tall at 4 yrs old...*sigh*
#1 isnt very crazy at all, although last weekend I caught him "swimming" in a cow puddle (gross!) fully clothed in snowsuit and the whole 9 yards....ew
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