What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[Chic-n-farmer]

My son has one that shows chickens, horrified by seeing a chicken rotisseree, titled:

Chicken Horror Movie

 

[MoodyChicken]

"Top 10 Reasons I Raise Chickens : just the last three...

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Crude... maybe... but it's all a matter of interpretation.

A friend of mine had one that said "For Rent."

 

[cariboujaguar]

My husband has a shirt where theres a donut with legs hiding around the corner from a police cruiser and 2 officers, says "I'm hiding from the cops" he got pulled over wearing it, didn't even realize he had it on until he got home to tell us about it, he couldn't figure out why the cop wrote him such a very huge ticket and seemed so harsh when he'd been so polite LOL

Then there's the ever popular "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."

"The only type of person who would take the time out of his or her miserable existance to just stand there and read the long, rambling and meaningless message printed on the front of someone else's stupid T-shirt, is either a real loser or a complete idiot. Well, you might as well keep reading since there's only one more sentance left, you loser. What an idiot."

 

[farmerlor]

A friend will help you move,
A REAL friend will help you move the body.

 

[Beekissed]

Saw one on Sunday that was an advertisement for a company that does silk screening on shirts.......the name of the business?

SHIRT HAPPENS

 

[ArizonaNessa]

My step son has a shirt that reads,
"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"

 

[Julie08]

LOL I love that one ^^^

 

[Boyd]

Quote:

 

[kycowgirlchick]

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[Wynette]

No outfit is complete without dog hair.