What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[animal nut]

My favorite reads "Give a man an inch and he thinks he is a rule"

 

[maplesky7]

my dad got one made...said:

"What am I? Invisible?"


...after he went to a ball game and was using the men's urinal and a guy came up and started to share the urinal my dad was at.

ha ha ha...so that was his ball game shirt.

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

First a disclaimer..... I don't drink. Never have. Too old to start now.
But I saw this years ago and still think it's funny!!

Everybody needs to believe in something.....
I believe I'll have another beer!

 

[melissastraka]

most of the ones my DH has are not appropriate to post but here are some that are

my TS (twin son's...I made my own!

) :

"Daddy's Little Squirt"

"Willing to trade for a Wii" (arrow pointing to the other one)

My FIL is disabled and we found a shirt with a guy using a walker.....
"Off to the races"

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

This one is for all us art lovers...


Baroque is when you have no Monet

 

[TriciaHowe]

Quote:

 

[Krysstyllanthrox]

Given to my husband by a friend...

"I'm not completely useless. I can be used as a bad example."

 

[HarlansHollowFarms]

Quote:

 

[Highlander]

Quote:
OK, that's my favourite!

 

[wegotchickens]

I saw one once that was similar:

"If you can't set a good example, serve as a terrible warning!"

At the time I thought serving as the warning sounded like more fun. Then I had kids