What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[wegotchickens]

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DH has that shirt.
Also the one that says:

"Vegetarian: Indian word for bad hunter"

 

[scrambledmess]

My 12 yo son wanted this shirt, but we couldn't find it in his size. I found it hilarious more for that fact that he got the joke AND found it funny. My little boy is growing up with a twisted sense of humor. I am so proud.

"Your team sucks, I don't care who they are."

 

[Wifezilla]

My son is wearing a shirt that says this today...

"Squirrels....

Nature's Little Speed Bumps"

 

[Poulets De Cajun]

I saw one the other day on a really fat guy coming out of Walmat. Its said:

"I Am McLovin!"

 

[PamsPride]

My Uncle has a shirt that I just love:

"Don't tick me off. I am running out of places to hide the bodies!"

 

[wyo-helpmeet]

My middle son had one that read "If I'm quiet, you better come find me!"

 

[wyo-helpmeet]

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OO! I have one that says that too (with the added all)!!!

 

[emmalynn]

I have several:

Come to the dark side, we have cookies.

I did not escape, they gave me a day pass.

Some days it isn't worth chewing thru the restraints.

I have a twisted sense of humor too. Can you tell?

 

[HenPen]

"I would like to help you but I can't fix stupid"

 

[PunkerTechnoRoo?ter]

Im a big H.P. Lovecraft fan so when I saw this shirt at a convention I was at I picked it up.
Some people get it and chuckle, others..... not so much.