Okay, new ones...
Putting in hair curlers with both hands!
Putting on pantyhose....
Taking off pull over the head shirts (that scared me so)
painting right legged toenails on the dash....
painting left legged toenails
(Yes I was behind this one for a long time) Offenses 3 & 4 related not the top two
(I used to be on the road about 40% of the time for a job, so I've seen tooo much....)