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Wish you could hear me sing this song... I've been singing it for years...

Working Where the Sun Don't Shine

We praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine.

Respect the colorectal surgeon
It's a calling few would crave
Lift up your hands and join us
Let's all do the finger wave!

When it comes to spreading joy
There are many techniques,
Some spread joy to the world
And others just spread cheeks.
Some think the cardiologist
Is their best friend
But the colorectal surgeon knows...
He'll get you in the end!

Why be a colorectal surgeon?
It's one of those mysterious things.
Is it because in that profession
There are always openings?

When I first met a colorectal surgeon
He did not quite understand;
I said, "Hey nice to meet you
But do you mind? If we don't shake hands."

He sailed right through medical school
Because he was a whiz!
Oh but he never thought of psychology
Though he'd read passages.
Butt doctor he wanted to be
For golf he loved to play,
But this is not quite what he meant...
By eighteen holes a day!

Praise the colorectal surgeon
Misunderstood and much maligned
Slaving away in the heart of darkness
Working where the sun don't shine!
 
Here is part 2


SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change... but she does.

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DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man may put on shoes for weddings and funerals.

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NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

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OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
 
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A lot of these are meant to be funny but have a "RING" of truth in them too!!

I meant to say all of them are funny and A lot of them have a ring of truth-
 
"Stupid Dogs (Unanswered Questions)"

Why is it that when you blow in a dogs face it gets annoyed with you, but when you put it in the car it sticks it's bloody head out of the window??


"Truth Hurts (Unanswered Questions)"

If the truth hurts, then why is honesty the best policy?



"Kissing in France (Unanswered Questions)"

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?



"7-11's (Unanswered Questions)"

If 7-11's are open 24\\7, why are there locks on the doors?



"Good Question (Unanswered Questions)"

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
 
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anybody remembered this yet?

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