What's UR Fav Poem, Saying, Quote, Riddle, Joke, Limerick, Song, ETC

[cwc362]

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[cwc362]

When i feel bad and need a little uplift I listen to this--Does anybody remember this besides me?

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

I never heard that song but I like it!!


"3 Wishes"

A man is walking on a beach when he finds and old lamp, he gives it a rub and out pops the genie.

"OK you set me free you have three wishes, but there is a stipulation, what ever you wish for your wife will get double."

What the genie doesn't know is this upsets the man as he is going through a bitter divorce. The man thinks and says "OK I'll have £1,000,000" "Done" says the genie "and your wife has £2,000,000, your second wish??" " I want a large mansion." Again the genie grants the wish and gives his wife a house twice as large. "And your final wish?" The man thought for a moment and said "I want you to scare me half to death!"

 

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[hypnofrogstevie]

Here is a cartoon that cheers me up

 

[cwc362]

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I'm still laughing!! I had to stop and let my son and my neighbor look at it too!! That's too funny!!

 

[cwc362]

Here is one of my favs-- Have you all ever seen this one--

 

[hypnofrogstevie]

I love this movie and have it on VHS. Sad thing is we no longer own a VCR

 

[chickenlover98]

I love Pink's song "So What"
And I love "The Jabberwocky" By Lewis Carrol.

 

[cwc362]

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Yeah I like this movie too-- I also like the part in the Scream movies where the girl and the cat have a fight. Especially when that cat breaks the beer bottle-- That kills me---