They do poop lots, dig holes, noodle your plants and make a heck of a mess with water...

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I absolutely recommend Ducks.....
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 So very, very true! They are kinda messy but they are so worth it! 
Ducks are hilarious - watching them run around and drill those little bills into everything they can reach and then run around with their bills all muddy or covered in my garden beds - which are 
extremely well fertilized, thanks to the ducks. 
And watching them take that day's 50th bath and splashing water everywhere and then getting out to preen and then hopping right back in the pool again - so cute! 
They are just so darn funny! 
And duck eggs are a.maz.ing! Pancakes, popovers, cake, I'm almost drooling just thinking about all the delicious stuff you can make with duck eggs. (Actually some of the drool could be from the duck egg popovers I had for breakfast.) I'm not fond of duck eggs by themselves, but my husband says they make the best poached eggs he's ever had because the yolks are so creamy and he loves making 6 minute eggs too (hard boiled eggs). I made him some turmeric brine for pickling hard boiled eggs, but he can't refrain from eating them as soon as he's peeled them! 
Plus, owning ducks (or being owned by ducks if we are being truthful) is the ultimate ice breaker at any kind of social gathering. You very quickly find out which people are actually worth talking to, based on their reaction: "WHY would you have ducks?!?" vs "Really? You have 
ducks? I didn't know you could have ducks." The first response means you can move on, the second means that you can whip out the 47,852 photos and 3,910 videos of your flock.