When faced with temptation, my rooster did not resist

[kcan2]

yep, me too!
who needs to own a tv when you have one right in your backyard? you have comedies, daily life, romance, and even the once or twice when you were unlucky and had to watch a horror movie!
all in all, reduce your television bills to 0% by paying the cost of chicken feed ( which you would have to do anyway if you have any squawkers).

Yes! Who knew I could get the channel that airs "Dancing with the Stars" from the window view?

Having recognized the inherent possibility of watching too much of this type of TV, I did attempt to come up with some strategies to limit viewing in the following article:

15 Ways to Avoid Becoming a Chicken Couch Potato

Counteracting the effects of too much "Chicken TV" In recent years, poultry owners have become increasingly aware of a new form of diversion otherwise known as “chicken tv.” Attracted by the seemingly innocent antics of their feathered friends, an avid viewer can unwittingly find themselves a...

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Can't say I have succeeded much, though

 

[PopoMyers]

Maybe we are dating ourselves by our vernacular. Came through the 70's disco era? I did.

 

[kcan2]

Maybe we are dating ourselves by our vernacular. Came through the 70's disco era? I did.

There's nothing inherently wrong with a little disco revival:

 

[kcan2]

Update: Despite the fact that he still hasn't called or texted her, someone is still seemingly hopeful about catching my rooster at home.
Upon opening the back door:

 

[PopoMyers]

There's nothing inherently wrong with a little disco revival:
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I did see your other post. Groovy, man!

 

[SmiYa0126]

yep, me too!
who needs to own a tv when you have one right in your backyard? you have comedies, daily life, romance, and even the once or twice when you were unlucky and had to watch a horror movie!
all in all, reduce your television bills to 0% by paying the cost of chicken feed ( which you would have to do anyway if you have any squawkers).

So true! It's like a good telenovela

 

[Shabby Chic-Hens]

So true! It's like a good telenovela

plus, your cable will give you free food! eggs!

 

[kcan2]

So, the neighbor/husband and co-owner of the lady flock (including the red hen) ventured over the other day to express his distaste for our decision to run chainsaws and take down trees on opening day of bow season. Understandably so, as our property borders his hunting ground.

Since it was already a somewhat touchy conversation, I did not choose that time to disclose the fact that my rooster is not disinclined to gene-sharing with his itinerant flock. However, this leaves me with several conscience-searing secrets:
1. The Secret Kept from the bantam lady hen who has yet to discover the marriage bed compromised
2. The Secret kept from the neighbor who quite possibly unknowingly consumed a fertilized egg

I am unsure as to whether it would be considerately obligatory to alert the neighbors, but, for now, these confessions have been reserved for the BYC community alone.

 

[SmiYa0126]

So, the neighbor/husband and co-owner of the lady flock (including the red hen) ventured over the other day to express his distaste for our decision to run chainsaws and take down trees on opening day of bow season. Understandably so, as our property borders his hunting ground.

Since it was already a somewhat touchy conversation, I did not choose that time to disclose the fact that my rooster is not disinclined to gene-sharing with his itinerant flock. However, this leaves me with several conscience-searing secrets:
1. The Secret Kept from the bantam lady hen who has yet to discover the marriage bed compromised
2. The Secret kept from the neighbor who quite possibly unknowingly consumed a fertilized egg

I am unsure as to whether it would be considerately obligatory to alert the neighbors, but, for now, these confessions have been reserved for the BYC community alone.

The plot thickens!

 

[AntiqueB]

This is a great story, and I can't wait for the next chapter:

Does Red Hen ever find her lost love again, or will she only have that one glorious day to remember?

Will Lady Bantam discover her husband's wandering ways? Would she forgive him if she did?

Might an illegitimate chick be the product of this forbidden union?