Signs of Addiction
Youre neglecting your responsibilities at school, work, or home (e.g. flunking classes, skipping work, neglecting your children) because of your chickens.
Youre using chickens under dangerous conditions or taking risks while high, such as driving while on chickens, using dirty needles, or having unprotected sex.
Your chicken use is getting you into legal trouble, such as arrests for disorderly conduct, driving under the influence, or stealing to support a chicken habit.
Your chicken habit is causing problems in your relationships, such as fights with your partner or family members, an unhappy boss, or the loss of old friends.
Common signs and symptoms of chicken addiction
Youve built up a chicken tolerance. You need to buy/hatch more of the chickens to experience the same effects you used to with smaller amounts.
You use chickens to avoid or relieve withdrawal symptoms. If you go too long without chickens, you experience symptoms such as nausea, restlessness, insomnia, depression, sweating, shaking, and anxiety.
Youve lost control over your chicken use. You often buy chickens or eggs more than you planned, even though you told yourself you wouldnt. You may want to stop hatching, but you feel powerless.
Your life revolves around chickens. You spend a lot of time watching and thinking about chickens, figuring out how to get them, and recovering from the chickens effects.
Youve abandoned activities you used to enjoy, such as hobbies, sports, and socializing, because of your chicken habit.
You continue to buy/hatch chickens, despite knowing its hurting you. Its causing major problems in your lifeblackouts, infections, mood swings, depression, paranoiabut you buy anyway.
Edited to make more "chicken appropriate"