Ha, when it comes to dux, pay no attention to @duluthralphie ! He professes to believe the world would be a better place if there were no "dux" in it. I think his mother was frightened by one before he was born. The truth may be even stranger. I suspect our Ralphie secretly LOVES dux and can't get enough of them, and his public loathing of them is a big, fat, sham. Mail him 20 or 30 ducklings. 
