Which BYC member scares you?

[Chookwagn]

I don't wanna be at work. I wanna be at home watching my silly chickens

Morning Mac

so by now its mandatory to have:

taken 347 pics of your chickens poop
posted a "HELP!!!" titled thread in the emergency section
asked in 3 different threads if George is actually a rooster not a hen
sent a pic to 12 different people asking the exact day the girls are going to lay
fed them treats and been told off by Kiki
separated one for being mean to the others
searched Ebay/Craigslist for a Rooster and an incubator

what else do I need to add to the list?

 

[WallyG74]

Just trying to make ends meet. Providing for her babies all on her own. Doesn't even have the money for child care. Deadbeat dad just wham-bam-thank you ma'am'd her.

She probably ate the dad.

 

[Painted Calls]

It'd help if she stopped eating other moms and kidnapping their children..

She has a lot of unsettled rage.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Morning Mac

so by now its mandatory to have:

taken 347 pics of your chickens poop
posted a "HELP!!!" titled thread in the emergency section
asked in 3 different threads if George is actually a rooster not a hen
sent a pic to 12 different people asking the exact day the girls are going to lay
fed them treats and been told off by Kiki
separated one for being mean to the others
searched Ebay/Craigslist for a Rooster and an incubator

what else do I need to add to the list?

Hm...well I did feed them treats yesterday because they are dumb and won't go outside where their food is. @Kiki You wanna tell me off?

They all have wattles and combs, so that means they are all roosters, right?
I have lots of pics already, so if they aren't roosters, can I send them to you so I can plan out their laying schedule?

Will have to work on getting pics. I guess

 

[Painted Calls]

Morning Mac

so by now its mandatory to have:

taken 347 pics of your chickens poop
posted a "HELP!!!" titled thread in the emergency section
asked in 3 different threads if George is actually a rooster not a hen
sent a pic to 12 different people asking the exact day the girls are going to lay
fed them treats and been told off by Kiki
separated one for being mean to the others
searched Ebay/Craigslist for a Rooster and an incubator

what else do I need to add to the list?

 

[OneHappyDuckie]

Morning Mac

so by now its mandatory to have:

taken 347 pics of your chickens poop
posted a "HELP!!!" titled thread in the emergency section
asked in 3 different threads if George is actually a rooster not a hen
sent a pic to 12 different people asking the exact day the girls are going to lay
fed them treats and been told off by Kiki
separated one for being mean to the others
searched Ebay/Craigslist for a Rooster and an incubator

what else do I need to add to the list?

You forgot something!
Asking if you should give them ACV, DE, Oregano, and pumpkin seeds because one of their feathers fell out

 

[WallyG74]

You forgot something!
Asking if you should give them ACV, DE, Oregano, and pumpkin seeds because one of their feathers fell out

That’s an absolute mite infestation! Soak em in diesel fuel.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

You forgot something!
Asking if you should give them ACV, DE, Oregano, and pumpkin seeds because one of their feathers fell out

Swizzle sticks...I'm fresh out of DE and pumpkin seeds. I do have ACV and oregano though!

 

[bill3607]

Especially single moms with like 78 children

Ho ho ho

 

[OneHappyDuckie]

That’s an absolute mite infestation! Soak em in diesel fuel.

And light it on fire to make sure all the mites die, right?