Which BYC member scares you?

[Chookwagn]

You forgot something!
Asking if you should give them ACV, DE, Oregano, and pumpkin seeds because one of their feathers fell out

I knew it! I knew I would miss something important

 

[Chookwagn]

And give them lots of enemas too

oooo I bet that would tickle

 

[Kiki]

Morning Mac

so by now its mandatory to have:

taken 347 pics of your chickens poop
posted a "HELP!!!" titled thread in the emergency section
asked in 3 different threads if George is actually a rooster not a hen
sent a pic to 12 different people asking the exact day the girls are going to lay
fed them treats and been told off by Kiki
separated one for being mean to the others
searched Ebay/Craigslist for a Rooster and an incubator

what else do I need to add to the list?

Given one a bath.
Don't forget to start one on antibiotics.
Garlic one to death.
And...

 

[Kiki]

That’s an absolute mite infestation! Soak em in diesel fuel.

Unleaded works better and it's cheaper.

 

[Chookwagn]

Given one a bath.
Don't forget to start one on antibiotics.
Garlic one to death.
And...

We need to start a checklist for beginners

 

[Chookwagn]

Unleaded works better and it's cheaper.

thats how you make a chicken go Woof

 

[WallyG74]

We need to start a checklist for beginners

Surely it’s already been done

 

[Chookwagn]

Surely it’s already been done

Im thinking a comprehensive BYC one

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Surely it’s already been done

I bet Keeks has one in Google docs

 

[WallyG74]

I bet Keeks has one in Google docs

I would be disappointed if she didn’t.