I love toads. I always talk to the fat grumpy ones. It's getting to be frog/toad season now though so I'll have to watch Anna. My standard poodle likes to boop the absolute $hit out of toads. She'll end up flipping them over and just repeatedly, aggressively "poking" them with all of her weight on one foot. I usually save them in time. Frogs are not so lucky. They move really quickly and she gets very excited. So when she's leaping around like she's in some Broadway musical she almost always squishes them.
Got any soy sauce?
I mean honestly. They could be working on bringing dinosaurs back to life. Way better use of their time honestly.
Boo.
How about stir fry?