Which BYC member scares you?

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My daughter just brought me a toad :love
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I love toads. I always talk to the fat grumpy ones. It's getting to be frog/toad season now though so I'll have to watch Anna. My standard poodle likes to boop the absolute $hit out of toads. She'll end up flipping them over and just repeatedly, aggressively "poking" them with all of her weight on one foot. I usually save them in time. Frogs are not so lucky. They move really quickly and she gets very excited. So when she's leaping around like she's in some Broadway musical she almost always squishes them.
I can't leave you guys alone for 5 seconds!
Got any soy sauce?
We have more incurable, life threatening illnesses than you can count, yet scientists are researching the taste receptors in rodents testicles.

What a totally brilliant waste of time & resources.
I mean honestly. They could be working on bringing dinosaurs back to life. Way better use of their time honestly.
I do not consent to scientific experiments.
Boo.
I'll think about it.
How about stir fry?
 
I love toads. I always talk to the fat grumpy ones. It's getting to be frog/toad season now though so I'll have to watch Anna. My standard poodle likes to boop the absolute $hit out of toads. She'll end up flipping them over and just repeatedly, aggressively "poking" them with all of her weight on one foot. I usually save them in time. Frogs are not so lucky. They move really quickly and she gets very excited. So when she's leaping around like she's in some Broadway musical she almost always squishes them.

Got any soy sauce?

I mean honestly. They could be working on bringing dinosaurs back to life. Way better use of their time honestly.

Boo.

How about stir fry?
Peanut butter?
 
I love toads. I always talk to the fat grumpy ones. It's getting to be frog/toad season now though so I'll have to watch Anna. My standard poodle likes to boop the absolute $hit out of toads. She'll end up flipping them over and just repeatedly, aggressively "poking" them with all of her weight on one foot. I usually save them in time. Frogs are not so lucky. They move really quickly and she gets very excited. So when she's leaping around like she's in some Broadway musical she almost always squishes them.

Got any soy sauce?

I mean honestly. They could be working on bringing dinosaurs back to life. Way better use of their time honestly.

Boo.

How about stir fry?
IKR! Doesnt matter how many Jurassic Park movies I see, I’d still be the DA who goes to the island to see them.
 
Um....I don't even know where to start....
Disney Aladdin GIF
 
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