Which BYC member scares you?

[The Moonshiner]

Ya but you said I hate everything. That's not true. I hate dumb sh!t and there's more and more dumb sh!t in the world daily.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

there's more and more dumb sh!t in the world daily.

Well that's true

 

[Painted Calls]

Ya but you said I hate everything. That's not true. I hate dumb sh!t and there's more and more dumb sh!t in the world daily.

Post the gif!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Post the gif!

 

[Fluffnut]

Ya but you said I hate everything. That's not true. I hate dumb sh!t and there's more and more dumb sh!t in the world daily.

I would say “every time you post dude”, but I think that may be unasked-for savagery...

 

[azurbanclucker]

Why are you so into Nightmare?

I just like the story, the characters, the Macabre Tim Burton twist on Christmas, and the Danny Elfman. And there's something fundamentally, wrongly funny to me bout 3 weird kids who cruise around in a bathtub.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

I just like the story, the characters, the Macabre Tim Burton twist on Christmas, and the Danny Elfman. And there's something fundamentally, wrongly funny to me bout 3 weird kids who cruise around in a bathtub.

I like the "kidnap the Sandy claws" song. It's catchy

 

[azurbanclucker]

I like the "kidnap the Sandy claws" song. It's catchy

It might possibly be a musical... No matter how you slice it, the end result is that it's a welcome distraction from all the unhappiness and stupid we're constantly barraged with. Could be worse, could be Twilight.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Well, well, well, I certainly missed quite a bit.

I'll take the cat.

Your loss; I want the babies.

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Steal her!

This means nothing to me. Geek speak?

They're a Nerd's Words.

Oreo.

We had a rooster named that a while ago. Lakenvelder. Real jerk. Got the pew-pew treatment.

Cat on a hot tin roof.... how far back am I?

All I can think of is Brian Setzer.

Nah, that wold require:

* having time I want to divert from other stuff (I don't)
* getting dressed (not happening)
* going outside (hell no, that's where all the weirdos are)

I suppose that not wearing clothes would make cleaning up after all that painting you do much easier.

You garden in socks? You know...
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My stars, that looks tortuous.

Hey now, daisy chains have to count for something. Certainly more effort to make those than to put on some clothes...

She's wearing even less than the Great Fairies from Ocarina of Time -- less than the one from Twilight Princess, even! That's saying something!

Turkey gobbler??

Or ticks!

Had one of those suckers on me the other day.
I felt very gross and icky and blah.

My one sister is like that. She knows such random things, like who was King of England so many years ago and crap like that. She never had to study in school, got good grades. But has no street smarts to save her life. She would turn left into a lake if the gps told her to

You win some you lose some. Very impressive, either way.

I think I might need something a bit taller than a step ladder!

Normal ladder?

All I can think of is all the damn bugs.

And the sun. And the wind. And the neighbors.

Boobs? I may need to go back and look after all?

Wonder if it is

And I decided not to even look

Good job! *Gives cookie.*

I am a blonde so

You are!?

Also, wow, I just noticed I have a 5 year badge. I've been skulking around that long now?

Congratulations, senor senior.

Ya I can't remember how it goes now.
Either the powers that be here love to hate me or hate to love me.
Idk but I'm sure it's good.

As the resident Big Deal, you probably have a bit of both.

I think blond for a guy is with no "e"...

Correct. Blonde is for girls, blond is for boys. Same with brunette and brunet.

Y'all are weird

Trip, I thought you knew us.

Whheww just got done doing some gardening. It was hot and sunny got a little sunburned now it hurts to sit

Or...... You could get the much better option: perennials.

Hostas! Phlox! Peonies! Allium! Lilies! Roses! Columbines! Squill! Crocuses!

Oh, and flox! I have flox that is such a great ground cover, so pretty

*Phlox.
I've found that both creeping phlox and normal, upright phlox can cover quite a bit of ground if left unattended for about, oh, ten minutes.

Or when you are trying to kill them

Just sic the chickens on them.

Damn things never die for me. Even after I yanked them out, I had volunteers come up

Flamenwerfer?

Hostas are one of my faves

There, there. I love them, too.

Someone post a pic of these never die flowers.

I've got some! They're called wild roses. They're the plant equivalent of fire: Wild, uncontrollable, hungry, and painful.
Blasted thing is probably as old as I am and still won't leave the garden ten years after backhoe treatment.

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There, there.

Nope, can't say i have done that.
I have hostas because they are super low maintenance and *supposed* to be hardy.

I've got some wild roses that you can borrow. No maintenance required. Very hardy. Just plant 'em and leave 'em and invest in thick-soled shoes.

I don't know. I saw that, but I have been having to skip and skip more

Shame! *Waves finger.*

I gagged in real life.
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"Partially boneless."
Look, they've either got bones, or they don't got bones. Pick one.

I saw some "chicken paws" for sale at the grocery store today and almost got them just for you

Hey, I've seen those, too! I think that some people use them for chicken stock.

Hey, I would try it once.

Same here.

Azure’s name is Brian??

That doesn’t feel right.

Right? Practically gave me mental whiplash discovering that.

Y'all can keep it. I'm good with regular code.

I'm terrible at all kinds of code.

What kind is regular? Code of honor?

Kiki Kode.

beanie babies for the modern geek

But not soft, so they're even more useless.

Are these last ones pictured those sac boy things from that one video game I used to try to play with the kids a long time ago?

LittleBig Planet! Such a cute game

A cry for help

Kiki's good at helping! Keeks! What are your thoughts on stealing people?

F Words!!!

@EverythingDucks, you've been summoned.

Yes! Don't they look like that thing in the game?

Kind of, yeah.

I once saw a package of chicken feet in the grocery store, and one of the feet had bumblefoot.

My husband has bad feelings for hostas because he worked as a landscaper for a decade. Hostas were always a pain. Constantly encroaching where they shouldn't and getting torn up from the weed whacker.

Hostas spread?

I don't like sad movies. Never said it wasn't good or worth watching. Clint Eastwood is in it and directed it. I'm positive it's a great movie.

I eat that stuff up and spit it back out onto paper in the form of angsty/tragic writing.
... I should probably get a psych evaluation at some point.
Psychology is just so much fun to explore, though.

Ya but you said I hate everything. That's not true. I hate dumb sh!t and there's more and more dumb sh!t in the world daily.

I've found my people.

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MY PEOPLE.

 

[azurbanclucker]

All I can think of is Brian Setzer.

lulz.

I suppose that not wearing clothes would make cleaning up after all that painting you do much easier.

Believe it or not, I have painting overalls.

Right? Practically gave me mental whiplash discovering that.

Not sure why, it was/is in my profile and most of the watermarked stuff I post