Which BYC member scares you?

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Same here. I've never been into boy bands. They all look like they're about twelve, and as someone who hasn't been twelve for more than a half decade, having a thing for them would make me quite questionable, I think.
Blah, who am I kidding, I don't think that I've ever felt a speck of romantic attraction in over a decade. I couldn't tell you what my type is, but it sure as heck isn't twenty-somethings looking like preteens singing about lovey-dovey face smushing.
Wait a minute. “Who hasn’t been 12 for more than half a decade” WTF

I have “had” this image in my head of an at least 40 something year old. Like one of the nannies off an old sitcom from tv land in her house dress, apron on, flour on it, in the kitchen, one hand on hip, the other on the kitchen counter finger tapping slowly, head a little cocked, looking at me all knowingly, a little menacing after I said or did something unfavorable. And the smell of cookies in the air to boot.

Now, I find out you probably are not old enough to buy your own booze legally!?!?

My image of you is shattered. My world I
is in confused chaos.

How can you scold me now?? I mean I guess if I think about it, my own 14 year old daughter tries to scold me too, but holy ****. I don’t know if it will ever be the same. I’m shook up. SMH
 
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