Which BYC member scares you?

[nuthatched]

Wait…you mean that if I take a walk wherever these snakes live I could be walking with a giant snake above my head?!? That’s actually really frightening

As long as you never go to southeast Asia, you're good!

I immediately thought of that line from Winnie the Pooh:
"... And when you look up, they drop on you."

"I'm looking down, P-Pooh!"

 

[ColtHandorf]

Right? It's weird. Men always seem to be able to fall asleep within seconds, while I need at least 30 minutes to an hour.

I require a handful of Benadryl and some Rivendell Ambience.

a Meatloaf concert

@EverythingDucks
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Oh I LOVE Retics. Someday I'll have one, but, for now I just have a little corn snake.

Why in the world anyone would want a snake that gets that large is beyond me. Their habitat alone is a considerable PITA and so is feeding them. Zoos constantly have to turn away requests to take in unwanted pets like that because they are too large and don't have the space.

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Kill it with many blades and much fire.

Oh my. What kind of snake is that?

It's a reticulated python.

Largest recorded retic was caught in 2016 and was about 26 feet at a construction site in maylasia (8 meters for non freedom unit folks). There's a green anaconda on record at 28 feet. There could easily be larger ones out in the wild for sure.

Non-freedom units!

In the office is much different. You can’t get any air circulation. Sounds like time for a revolt!

Agreed. It's freezing today so they fixed the leak in the chiller. I'm not sure why as an institution we suck so bad at preventative maintenance, but waiting until something breaks to then worry about it has gotten them into so many situations. lol

Might go a bit tame for my next pair of boots.
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Pick me out a pair of boots. I can never find any that I like.

That’s why you hold a fish out away from your body when someone takes a pic. Makes your fish look bigger! I know… brilliant, right?

That's not the only thing that technique works well for.

Chupacabra would be a great breed name

For the love of all that's good, don't give you-know-who any ideas.

 

[Painted Calls]

I require a handful of Benadryl and some Rivendell Ambience.

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Why in the world anyone would want a snake that gets that large is beyond me. Their habitat alone is a considerable PITA and so is feeding them. Zoos constantly have to turn away requests to take in unwanted pets like that because they are too large and don't have the space.

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Kill it with many blades and much fire.

It's a reticulated python.

Non-freedom units!

Agreed. It's freezing today so they fixed the leak in the chiller. I'm not sure why as an institution we suck so bad at preventative maintenance, but waiting until something breaks to then worry about it has gotten them into so many situations. lol

Pick me out a pair of boots. I can never find any that I like.

That's not the only thing that technique works well for.

For the love of all that's good, don't give you-know-who any ideas.

What type of toe do you like? I personally think a square toe would suit you best.

 

[ColtHandorf]

What type of toe do you like? I personally think a square toe would suit you best.

Unlike David and Patrick in Schitt's Creek, I do prefer a square toe.

 

[Isadora]

Unlike David and Patrick in Schitt's Creek, I do prefer a square toe.

Pointy toe western boots for men just scream "bad seed" to me. You know, like in all the Westerns. The bad seeds villain of the film would have his nice dark cowboy hat, pointy toed boots, and a gun on each hip.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Pointy toe western boots for men just scream "bad seed" to me. You know, like in all the Westerns. The bad seeds villain of the film would have his nice dark cowboy hat, pointy toed boots, and a gun on each hip.

I have a very old pair of round toes now that I wear for yard work. I can't do the super pointy/long toes. My feet are large enough as it is. It's why I'm so particular about pants and how they cover a portion of my feet to make them look smaller. lol

 

[Painted Calls]

Pointy toe western boots for men just scream "bad seed" to me. You know, like in all the Westerns. The bad seeds villain of the film would have his nice dark cowboy hat, pointy toed boots, and a gun on each hip.

To me they scream "I have no taste".

 

[Painted Calls]

Unlike David and Patrick in Schitt's Creek, I do prefer a square toe.

Give me a couple colors you like.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Give me a couple colors you like.

Black, Brown (various shades). Not a huge fan of the ugly turquoise/blue/green/red/purple thing they do on men's boots. I'd prefer a "dressy"-ish pair with a fun design. Honestly, if I knew how to convert my foot into a lady's size I'd just get girl boots. They are waaaaayyyyyy cuter.

 

[Painted Calls]

Black, Brown (various shades). Not a huge fan of the ugly turquoise/blue/green/red/purple thing they do on men's boots. I'd prefer a "dressy"-ish pair with a fun design. Honestly, if I knew how to convert my foot into a lady's size I'd just get girl boots. They are waaaaayyyyyy cuter.

So natural, no flares of color.

What size shoe do you wear? I regularly buy men's boots. I can probably convert close enough to know if they make them in your size.