Colt, I think we need to review the meaning of the word "cute".
He's smiling!
Gosh all y'all in here spilling tea like you're not in the out. Smh. Y'all gonna all wind up with vacation points.
Oh, I don't have a German accent. I sound like gay cornbread. Which I think is almost the same as a Georgia Peach.The German accent is sexy no matter where in the world you are. Just saying.
"... I can enjoy...the queen and fat-bottomed English Orpingtons."? Those 2 items on your list just killed me dead!
And yes. I mostly raise English Orpingtons, but even though they are vastly superior to most American garbage, they are still watered down compared to the magnificent fluffy butts over there. And the queen is just precious. She even had Orpingtons named after her Diamond Jubilee. Plus, she's much classier than the majority of the politicians with whom we are all familiar.