Which BYC member scares you?

[OneHappyDuckie]

I think my rooster hates my brand new pants. They're 90s style, and he attacked them!

Maybe he just doesn’t like you

 

[CatLoverLu]

I think my rooster hates my brand new pants. They're 90s style, and he attacked them!

Maybe he wanted them

 

[OneHappyDuckie]

He's my baby... He lets me play with his waddles and pet him and all that. He just hated my pants and it made me because I LOVE these new pants.

He also managed to take a bite out of my phone camera a few weeks ago... He was trying to eat the thing dangling off my phone case.

I really doubt it was the pants he didn’t like

 

[Everose]

Erm... Idk what grits are. I just did a real quick look 'em up and they look like mashed potatoes.

Wha–

Are you an eskimo?

 

[CatLoverLu]

Hmmm...

Tomorrow I'm coming out here in jammies and hanging the jeans in his run. And if I look over and see him slipping into them, I'll die on the spot laughing.

Make sure to get pictures!

 

[The Moonshiner]

Spoken like someone who has never seen "My Cousin Vinnie"

Uh... did you say 'yutes'?
Yeah, two yutes.

 

[ShrekDawg]

I was this close to getting his autograph... He was supposed to stay at the big ole hotel my brother manages, and he was gonna break the rules and get me his autograph, but the bugger went and stayed somewhere closer to wherever he was supposed to be.

Oh no

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

Even *I* know what grits are. Never had 'em, but I know what they are.

 

[azurbanclucker]

Even *I* know what grits are. Never had 'em, but I know what they are.

you have polenta, right? same same.

 

[azurbanclucker]

It still just looks like mashed taters to me.

tastes like soggy tostitos.