Which BYC member scares you?

[ColtHandorf]

I was a huge baby, apparently. Nine pounds on the dot.

 

[Isadora]

I was a huge baby, apparently. Nine pounds on the dot.

Ugh! my biggest baby was 7 lbs 14 oz and that was big enough!

 

[Hayden Goseek]

That's impossible....unless I mock myself?

I do that all the time.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

My boy was 9 lbs 5 oz and a week late.

 

[ColtHandorf]

I do that all the time.

You also run with scissors, so... lol

 

[Hayden Goseek]

Everyone mocks the ovine people. They're sheepish anyway.

Allright! Back to the 'Dad Jokes.'

 

[ColtHandorf]

My boy was 9 lbs 5 oz and a week late.

I think my little sister was 7 pounds and like 14 oz. and was two weeks early. We totally wrecked my mother's uterus. She got a hysterectomy after that. She's like 5'2" and weighed 95 pounds before the pregnancy.

 

[ColtHandorf]

Allright! Back to the 'Dad Jokes.'

 

[azurbanclucker]

... And what mental institution are you currently calling home?

Arkham Asylum

 

[KayisforKale]

"Florida"