My DH and I are retired - Oh dear (I said) wouldn't it be nice to move to the country and raise our own chickens, we could relax and enjoy our surroundings. Famous last words.
We work harder now then when we had 9-5 jobs. (Not that our jobs were ever 9-5 more like 7-8) But I wouldn't change it for the world
We work harder now then when we had 9-5 jobs. (Not that our jobs were ever 9-5 more like 7-8) But I wouldn't change it for the world

Clearly, you misunderstood your wife - she'd adore receiving jewelry, or furniture or a new bathroom remodel. The kids? Easy peasy - A trip to local toy store. These chickens are your gift and blessing for your family...I can hear my own right now, "not my job, mom!"
Clearly, I didn't know what I was in for. The broody-hen fights over chicks; the never-ending supply of cockerals to deal with, grow out and send to Camp Frigidaire (oh why must we keep incubating BOYS?!); the lugging of bags of feed, of waterers, of used bedding, oh the lugging!; 
