"Hello?.........Is this the Game Warden?.......I'd like to report a violation that I read on an internet chicken message board. There's this guy named Rubberducky that released a bobwhite in his backyard out in Butte Montana".
This thread has horribly degraded from chcikens spreadin' the Bubonic Plague onto unsuspectin' quail, to internet message board snitches. But hey, it's the quail section, and that's how we roll.