Why did the chicken cross the road?

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's a joke almost every one has heard, the most common answer I hear is 'to get to the other side' but, how is that funny? So let's hear your answers! How did the chicken cross the road??

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's a joke almost every one has heard, the most common answer I hear is 'to get to the other side' but, how is that funny? So let's hear your answers! How did the chicken cross the road??

To talk to the manager.

 

[Chookchicken]

Poor chicken, just crossing a road then it became a classic joke. Poor thing.

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

To say hello from the other side.

 

[KingD]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's a joke almost every one has heard, the most common answer I hear is 'to get to the other side' but, how is that funny? So let's hear your answers! How did the chicken cross the road??

To watch the workmen laying bricks

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

To scream at someone for being in her nesting box.

 

[Feathercrazie]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's a joke almost every one has heard, the most common answer I hear is 'to get to the other side' but, how is that funny? So let's hear your answers! How did the chicken cross the road??

To show everyone he had guts!

 

[Fluffy Lambs]

1.) A chicken is pecking around, about 20 feat away from the left side of the road.

2.) A bird, flying about 20 feat high and 10 feet away from the right side of the road suddenly decides to lay an egg in midair.

3.) Said chicken sees the egg falling and runs across the road to eat it.

4.) The bird looks back, and sighs, "Well that was a waste of a egg, wasn't it."

5.) The chicken suddenly has to lay her own egg, and dashes across back to the other side.

6.) She can't make it to her coop, and lays the egg mid-run, and doesn't know that she cracked it while running.

7.) She happily goes to eat some more chicken food, and leaves the egg, never to see it again.

8.) The bird is passing back over, and sees the leaking egg on the ground.

9.) The bird lands and quickly eats the egg.

10.) The chicken strolls back out of the coop, and sees the bird eating the egg. She sighs and thinks, "What a waste of a egg. Oh well." and she happily goes back to pecking.

There you go. Why the chicken crossed the road twice.

 

[Everose]

Because the chicken was a jaywalker and didn't use the crosswalk.

 

[LadiesAndJane]