Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Everose]

You should get one!

I was given a very sarcastic "YES!" when I asked someone if I should get a perm...

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

I was given a very sarcastic "YES!" when I asked someone if I should get a perm...

You might try hot curlers, they only last about a day, it would be a good way to see if you like the look.

 

[Everose]

You might try hot curlers, they only last about a day, it would be a good way to see if you like the look.

...I burned my own ear...and stapled my own thumb...and exploded my own hand with a dollar tree snappy gun thingy...and stabbed myself with a crab fork...should I touch hot curlers? NO, probably not.

 

[sweaterthebroodyrooster]

...I burned my own ear...and stapled my own thumb...and exploded my own hand with a dollar tree snappy gun thingy...and stabbed myself with a crab fork...should I touch hot curlers? NO, probably not.

Yeah, you shouldn't touch them. Maybe you could have a friend do them though, they only need to stay in for about forty-five minutes.

 

[Everose]

Yeah, you shouldn't touch them. Maybe you could have a friend do them though, they only need to stay in for about forty-five minutes.

Which friend?

This one?

Or this one?

 

[Isadora]

Which friend?

This one?
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One of your new ducky friends

 

[Everose]

One of your new ducky children.

Fixed

They are not allowed to touch hot things! They are not allowed outside of the bubble! They are not allowed to grow up!

 

[Isadora]

Fixed

They are not allowed to touch hot things! They are not allowed outside of the bubble! They are not allowed to grow up!

You fix your ducks? Seems a little extreme

 

[Everose]

You fix your ducks? Seems a little extreme

What, no. They shall be left intact. I fixed your quote. My ducks need to make me more ducks to make up for growing up.

 

[Isadora]

What, no. They shall be left intact. I fixed your quote. My ducks need to make me more ducks to make up for growing up.

I wish we could stop them from growing up, at least for an extended period. Ducklings are the most adorable things ever